Optimistic

Before I start, I'd like to thank "AWierdKid" for the concept in the Sporum.

Basically, it starts by someone posting a negative imput, and the next person entering a positive to that negative and then their own negative.
Example:

TGSMember1: I dont have Galactic Adventures.

TGSMember2: You won't have to worry about downloading all the patches.
My spaceship ran out of energy.

TGSMember3:Since you're a shaman, you can use your return ticket.
My only purple spice planet was blown up.

These dont have to be true, realistic or Spore related.

I'll start

No intelligient life form has visited us yet.

That's ok, when humanity starts being less warlike I'm sure someone will pop by

My staff of Life started killing planets (Staff of DEATH!)

Don't worry, Steve gives refunds.

What if Steve doesn't give refunds!

Well, we can always berbecue him ^^

You has forgots the Negative...

So i did.....

The whole world will end in six seconds.....

You still have 5 seconds left...

The moon has vanished

Clear night sky forever!

There's a black hole coming....

Before you're spaghetti-fied it'll feel very good, like a very good massage.

No more Wolves!

WHAT!?
There's no optimistic side to losing wolves

Someone else needs to answer that.

Ok instead of that horrible catastrophy(^^) that has no optimistic side...
How about...
The Red Coats won the Revolutionary War.

I have an answer to the wolf one... There are no more wolves anymore,because everyone calls them by another name. People all around the world now use the most appropriate word for one of nature's best creatures....They now call them Awesome

and yours is easy patriot... Congrats on being the first one (or one of the few) to use that angry smiley in the TGS forum


... All electronics in the world are going to shut-off in 3 days!!!

Thanks Jondree.And also for being the first person other than me and NidKing to post here .
You still have time to stuff yourself with as much SPORE as you can hold.

Nerf guns were never introduced to Modern Warfare, hence leaving me in Quantum Limbo.

uhhh you win?

I ate a pie!

The Pie was a lie, so it never existed.

I'm being overrun by midget Scorpions

You can ally them and take over the world!

Earth's ozone was destroyed by a madman's nanobots...*Looks a LoD*

That means the sun can finally take revenge on humans, using its ultraviolet rays to destroy them all! ALL! Muhahahahahaahaha!

The pie that was a lie has died and made people cry.

Now you don't have to fret over when it will die.

It turns out that Jupiter is actually a failed star that should have accompanied Sol.

Well, at least we won't die from a rogue star!

Saturn will collide with Earth.

We will be forced to unite as one against the inanimate force.

We seem to be the only people posting here...

kittens...

I am being reATEN by bogs

(Re-eaten... this calls for drastic measures...and whats a "bog")

Chances are you wont feel the pain this time by.

In the near future, Wild hogs will start to run humans out of our countyside communities.

And that's a bad thing...because?

Killer Bunny Rabbits join the TGS

we will have lots of company.

Killer Bunny Rabbits corrupt the TGS.

Rebecca1208 will scare them all away with her furious wrath of scariness

Mistercrull comes to the TGS.